fork & spoon operator

A woman so large, this is the only career option available to her

'Yo momma so fat her official job title is fork & spoon operator'

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Fork and spoon operator

A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant

"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"

"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"