Forks and Spoons

An alternative for "Fucking Hell". Used when when children may just be within ear-shot.

That bracket you just put up has fallen down....

Oh, Forks and Spoons !!!!!

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fork and spoon

1) A generic faux pas
2) Off center
3) Unbalanced
4) Not quite right

I look like a fork and spoon in this costume.

Bush was a fork and spoon to invade iraq.

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The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.

2) A reference to sex that isn't crude

The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:

The Angry Dragon
69
The Spiderman

But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.

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The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

Slang replacement in the play "The Temple" because "The Ol' Crab Stick doggystyle" was deemed to explicit.

Laurie: Give her the Ol' knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?

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fork & spoon operator

A woman so large, this is the only career option available to her

'Yo momma so fat her official job title is fork & spoon operator'

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forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

Fork and spoon operator

A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant

"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"

"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"