Friend 1: βHey you wanna play Fortnite battle royal?!β
Friend 2: β no. β
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A overrated shitty free games every single fucking year 7 goes on about. They also say βI stole my mums credit cardβ to look all big. The new pick up line when the year 7βs go on a date is βare you my parents credit card, because Iβm gonna steal you from themβ LIKE NO CALM DOWN JOHNNY
Nitty boy 1-hey Alex wanna play fortnite battle royal after school today we can do duosβ
Nitty boy 2-sure Iβm going to steal my mums credit card and by V-bux
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A game that will ether make you break your controller or keyboard because for some reason your friends get 92737473783 wins a day and you canβt get a single one and you have had the game ever since it came out
I suck at fortnite battle royal
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The better alternative to Pubg, the dumbest game to exist.
Joe: Hey wanna play some Pubg?
Smart guy: No, are you stupid? Let's play Fortnite Battle Royal and watch anime all day.
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A very unique form of birth control. When used by a male, he will never, ever get a woman pregnant (or, reportedly ever have sex), but when used by a woman, itβs effects are reversed. The woman in question will be consistently impregnated until she stops using. Due to this, it is mostly used by (straight) males.
After Fortnite Battle Royale came out, he never had any children until he eventually died 50 years later.
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an average virgins game. many adults also play this virgins overpopulated overrated game.
oh, I had a crush on you but you play fortnite battle royale.
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It is a cartoon remake of pubg that is made for the retarded side of the human spectrum, especially for the kids. It's a game that divides society and a very good fashion. People who play fortnite = mostly retarded kids. People who do not play = normal people.
Kid at xbox : I love Fortnite Battle Royale so much i want to pway a lot of fortnite i love fortnite haha drinking my mini shields!
Parent on the phone: Yeah , that would be great, we can meet up at starbucks, wait, do you know how to put kids up for adoption?
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