The things to do before going on a date. All will go well if you do.
1) Shit
2) Shower
3) Safety (Masturbate)
4) Shave
Numbers 2 & 3 are interchangeable.
"Man i'm glad i did the four S prep before going out on friday! That way, i didn't have to worry about smelling bad, looking like a bum, needing to crap, or getting a boner during the date!"
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