Frantzolet

If you are a Frantzolet, your penis is the size of an atom. Your intelligence is at the level of a used condom, and you are barely functioning.

A frantzolet can be known by his brown hair and shitty smell. This guy also eats his boogers and smells his farts.

"Yo, you heard about William?"
"Yeah, dude he is a total frantzolet man."