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Freak-Burd

A mysterious figure whose exact origins remain unknown, reported sightings of Freak-Burd began in the mid-17th century. Several African tribes were found to be worshipping a man that was described as “half man - half bird, with an insatiable sexual appetite”. Since this discovery, the myth known as Freak-Burd has spread far and wide, and has been incorporated into many cultures. Some worship him as a God - possibly even the creator of the known Universe - whilst others view him as an evil deity; something to be feared. To this day, whether or not Freak-Burd actually exists, remains a subject of great debate.

Bloody hell, that darn Freak-Burd’s shagging my daughter again!”

by TheFreakHasCome September 30, 2019