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Freaky-fast (v.): Refraining from masturbation for a week and then, at the end of the week, ordering Jimmy John's and trying to fully masturbate before the delivery guy gets there.
I hadn't masturbated all week so decided to freaky-fast before the failed radio DJ brought me my sandwich.
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Ordering a Jimmy John's sandwich with the knowledge of such snappy delivery,"so fast you'll freak," and trying to get your "freak on" before the driver arrives at your door. Set your own personal challenges.
Steve ordered a Gargantuan sandwich from Jimmy John's and rubbed one out, showered, and dressed before the delivery showed up! So fast, he freaked.
Thereby winning the freaky fast challenge.
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