A free meal is a meal that you paid nothing for or found, usually by non-traditional means, i.e. food found in a garbage can or roadkill you intend to eat.
When you haven't eaten in 8 days due to low rations in the trenches and you see a horde of trench rats running beneath you and you think, damn. That's a free meal.
a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time
" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"
after having sexual intercourse with somebody you throw up all over them
i was mad twisted and right after i busted my nut i go the spins so i gave that bitch a free meal
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The person who orders the most expensive items on the menu when someone else offers to pay for the meal
I had no idea Steve was a free meal bandit! He cost me almost $60 when I offered to buy him dinner. Lobster and tenderloin !!! The nerve!!
Someone you only goes on a date with you to get something materialistic out of it.
For example a free dinner.
A: Aren't you going out with Jessie this week?
B: No I found out she is a Free-meal Bitch