When one cries during/after sex or masturbation.
"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."
The Art of spreading Pate over ones penis, whilst placing a fresh crusty bagette up the anus, completed with a bottle of Red plonk poured over the head.
French Wank. Just try it. I tried it and its great!
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cross between wank and French kiss, i.e. blow job whihc involves exchange of spunk between mouths
me and Mark had a good French wank last night
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Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.
Last night I had a French wank before sleep.