Freudian Dickslip

A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.

Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.

My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.

I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.