frontload

drinking any form of alcohol at home prior to hitting the bar scene in order to:

a.)avoid unnecessary partying costs
b.)arrive with a "foreign package"

He had the foresight to frontload before heading out for the night.

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frontload

Pertaining to physical health. The act of eating, drinking, sniffing, smoking, rolling, sinfully and wickedly with reckless abandonment while your young.

I'd rather frontload and live wildly while I can! After-all "your only young once".

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frontload

1. to get a horrendous beating in a sport or other competitive activity

2. to drink such a tremendous amount of alcohol that you make a fool of yourself, throw up and fall down

How was the game last night?
Terrible, we got frontloaded.

Dude you were frontloaded last night.
I wish I could remember. Did I have fun?

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frontload

Dropping a sperm load into a fat chicks bellybutton

Last night, I took a 300 pounder home and couldn't get into her pussy, so I frontloaded her..

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frontload

to pin an article of clothing to ones taint in order to quiet an irritating itch, caused from an accumulation of poopy ass hole sweat in the taint area.

Dan (the dumb ass nigger) frontloaded his boxers into his taint to scratch an itch, when he knew he was scratching an itch cured only by soapy water and vigorous scrubbing.

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Frontloading

(Frontloading) is the practice of some governmental agencies or companies to invite more traffic than they could handle or deliver. In the case of companies it might be a deliberate policy or merely an accidental outcome. If it is deliberate it could be called bait and switch.

Without realizing it the store, not knowing how popular the new Ipod would be was guilty of Frontloading by viture of not having enough supplies at hand to supply demand.

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Frontloader

A man who walks around with their gut out in front of them, in front of all else. These men are usually seen wearing baseball caps, 5xl rural king pocket tees, sweatpants pulled up past their belly button, and are very, very greasy.

"Hey, look at that guy. Shaped like an avocado, he's really a frontloader."