Froose

Froose is an extreme geographer. Whilst spending time with his best pal "Fran" he loves to exhibit his explicit language on twitter when raging about his crappy dishwasher and his interesting piling... This Christian man despises of alcohol consumption when on school trips, and is obsessed with his ever growing allotment and increasing population of 2 tadpoles. When he's not engrossed in a geography article, this hunk loves to cycle (and express his hatred for people trying to knock him down when he's cycling) to his vegan restaurant, which specialises in Beetroot Pudding with pumpkin seeds and coconut and orange infused organic custard, with mango chutney. In conclusion, "Froose" is a friend for life.

Person 1: "Do you have a Froose?"
Froose: "WHAT?! YOU KNOW MY INSTAGRAM?!"
Person 1: "No, the yogurt dumb bitch" (for context, "frubes" are a type of yogurt which sound very similar to "Froose").