frozen peas

Hard nipples that are obviously visible through a women's shirt.

Did you just see those frozen peas?
Yeah, she should put a sweater on.

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Frozen Peas

a response to the expression cool beans, expressing when something good has happens or when something has been decided

Person 1: so you're gonna come round mine tomorrow then?
Person 2: cool beans
Person 1: frozen peas

Person 1: I just got a brand new phone!
Person 2: cool beans
Person 1: frozen peas

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Buying Frozen Peas

Coded phrase for: "Getting a vasectomy" since part of the post-operative instructions suggest you place a bag of frozen peas on the sight of the incision for the first few days in order to reduce swelling.

We've decided not to have any more kids, so I'm seriously considering buying frozen peas.

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frozen peas

Something i say instead of "cool beans," because I'm edgy, distant, and misunderstood.

"Father, I do not necessarily feel like an aardvark."

"That's frozen peas, son."