Fruit roll uped

To blow a man with a fruit roll up around his penis. Made popular by Lauren Morman.

Did you hear about justin and lauren?
Yeah! She totally fruit roll uped him!

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fruit roll up

When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)

"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."

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Fruit Roll Up

A Homosexual in a sleeping bag.

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Fruit Roll Up

A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.

Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.

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fruit roll up

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up

Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up

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Fruit Roll-Up

When two men are having anal sex (back to chest) and the man penetrating reaches around to massage the balls of his penetratee, so they tuck into his abdomen; he then rubs down/up the penis, into the scrotum, as if it were some vagina and clitoris.

When my girlfriend cheated on me I left her for the cutest Fruit Roll-Up from way back when.

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Fruit Roll-Up

When you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, wake up, and have to peel your dried cum off your stomach like the wrapper on a Fruit Roll-Up

After jimmy found the video he'd been looking for all night, he had to Fruit Roll-Up himself in the morning.

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