Fruity Pubeles

The man consumes copious amounts of fruit, causing his semen to taste sweet. He proceeds to ejaculate into the woman’s mouth, while she simultaneously sucks on his furry pebbles, receiving a delicious taste of Fruity Pubeles… part of a balanced breakfast.

Barney: Dude my girlfriend has been super hungry lately, it’s kind of making her a total bitch.

Fred: Brotato, just give her a taste of some of your Fruity Pubeles and she’ll be satiated in no time.