Fuck 'n Roll

After having sex with a partner, it is customary for one to consent to at least some degree of minor cuddling and or intimate touching (spooning, caressing, hand-holding, sweet nothings etc.). The Fuck 'n Roll is when one partner forgoes the act of post-coital intimacy and simply rolls over and avoids any form of tenderness. The Fuck 'n Roll is often followed by a quick departure or snoring. While it is men who are predominantly guilty of committing a Fuck 'n Roll, some women have been known to commit this sexual faux-pas.

"Dude, were you big or little spoon after boning her?" "No way bro, I pulled a Fuck 'n Roll"

"That guy last night seemed so sweet, did you guys talk all night?" "No, the asshole Fuck 'n Rolled me!"

"Dude I pulled a Fuck 'n Roll, what are the chances she'll bone me again?"

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rock 'n' fucking roll

An exclamation of approval for musical skill.

Hendrix: "Cause I'm a Voodoo Child"...Screeee$%#.Crshhh. Wawawa..."Lord Knows I'm a Voodoo Child, Baby"

Listener: "Jesus. Rock 'n' fucking roll, dude."

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