Fuck Jacket

A Condom.

"A Fuck Jacket is a critical defense against Unwanted Pregnancy."

"I always make sure to have a Fuck Jacket on me in case of random strange."

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fucking jacket

What angry, forgetful people call regular jackets most of the time, because they can't keep track of it. May or may not actually be used when fucking.

Them: Where's my fucking jacket?
You: Over there, next to your regular one.
Them: What?
You: Nevermind

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