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Any kind of bad break or bad luck.
"Fuck my shit" his king high straight beat my jack high.
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When you take a cool shaped shit, then freeze it and later, with a condom on it use it as a dildo or other sexually stimulating device.
"Aww kids! Look at this shit! It looks like a dick! Lets fuck my shit"
"OK Ma, I'll get the camera"
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Fucking my shit (F’n my S)
While driving , a car pulls out in front of you almost hitting you , you react “Fucking my Shit”
While walking, you almost trip and fall and you say “Fucking my Shit”
Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.
The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.
*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*
Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.
Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.
Her shirt arrived the next day.
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To defeat, obliterate, destroy, harm, or damage.
Derived from the euphemism "to fuck up," and "shit,"defined as objects or belongings.
Synonyms: own, pwn
Not to be confused with fuck shit up
That chem exam fucked my shit. I failed for sure.
To tell your Barber/Hair Stylist to give you a strange or messed up haircut.
"Hey fam fuck my shit up nigga."
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Whenever something really turn you on, hooks you, intrigues or interests you, that thing "fucks your shit up." Only use for major things, not minor things; i.e., you wouldn't say "Cheetos fuck my shit up" unless they literally feel orgasmic in your mouth. And, yes, this idiom allows sarcasm. *Can be referred to as an acronym, FMSU.
Angelina Jolie fucks my shit up."/"Man, whenever I see a girl in a corset...whew! Fucks my shit up."/"Camaros fuck my shit up. They're so gnarly."/"Deftones. FMSU.
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