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what you refer to your ass as if you fart during sex
I was so gassy the other night, I was banging this chick and I couldn't stop my fuck trumpet from playing.
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A thick tart who likes the taste but is not presentable to your mates. (Mentally, cos physically they would. Wouldn't they? I did!
My last shag was a bit of a fuck trumpet so I had to dump her as soon as she opened her mouth. (What a shame.)
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A person who is not only a stupid, ignorant asshole, but who also shouts their small minded, and often dangerous rhetoric loudly and proudly.
"Only consort with people of your own colour, then you can be a completely racist, ignorant, bigoted, intolerant, sociopathic fuck trumpet just like me!!!"
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1. Mouth.
2. Someone who likes to talk shit and is know for sucking dick.
“I will jam my dick in to your Fuck Trumpet if I catch you talk shit”.
“👌👈🎺”
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A man's penis (instrument to be blown).
When I opened the door I walked in on my wife, shall we say, playing another man's fuck trumpet.
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A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using
Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?