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slang, high as fuck
So hungry you'd fuck a burger and eat it, so long as it was free.
1: Do you have anything to snack on?
2: Not after that last bowl we smoked.
1: Man, I'd fuck a burger right now.
2: I could fuck a burger.
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A burger made with 2 Psilocybin caps as “buns” of the burger, an angus patty basted in cani-butter, THC grown lettuce, LSD infused ketchup and mustard, Acid tabs layer neatly on 2 slices of provolone, and finally a cup of lean to wash it down.
Bro I’ve been tripping all day. Nah Bruh you haven’t had The Fucking Burger. Before
Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.
Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"
Friend Guy 2: "What?"
Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."
Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."
Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."
Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?
Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"
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Typically said by men at the peak of human athleticism, it is said as a waiting call for this who want “a fucking burger”.
Walks into the room “who wants a fucking burger”.