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A term usually used my a older gentleman almost always a golf player when hit in the ankle with a golf club by his Son.
Son: ........(acting stupid and hits father in ankle with golf club)
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”
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A phrase used usually by an older man, when shit just dosent work out for him, like finding a job,dealing with
hi wife or children, or when he can't find the remote ECT.
A. Hey Karen I just had a shitty day at work and all I want to do is watch T.V. do you know where the remote is?
B. Sorry Jim you had it last, did you look in your Lazy Boy?
A. Just Fuck me to Tears
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As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.
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An utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment. "Fuck Me To Tears" is "Make Me Cry" when in the company of close friends or an understanding family; while
"Make Me Cry" is the version for "Polite" (Prudish/Anal-Retentive) Company.
See "Make Me Cry".
GODDAMN IT! I just lost my phone i need to hurry to WORK! FUCK ME TO TEARS!!! I can't deal with this shit right now!
A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.
I showed Sally my dick, she exclaimed fuck me to tears!
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