Fuck off money

Paying your mistress an agreed amount of money to get the fuck out of your life for good and never return or contact you, your wife, or family again. Not to be confused with fuck you money which means something totally different

Your mate: "So she went crazy on yo ass? Think you'll hear from her again" You: "Nope. Ive paid her 'fuck off money'"

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