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The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube
Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.'
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what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.
the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.
Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.
Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!
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When a soldier hits another soldier's kevlar helment with his own kevlar. Since the cover is usually green camo it looks like to turtles rubbing together, hence the name. I t isn't used much anymore because most soldiers are running around in desert uniforms now because of OEF and OIF
{Sneaks up from behind Joe Snuffy} Ow, what the fuck you hit me in the head for?
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The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.
What happened to my table?
Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!
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To light a cigarette off of another cigarette that is already lit
John: I need a light for my cigarette.
Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck.
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Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle
i totally turtle fucked her
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