fuckjack

Kind of like fucktard, fuckhead, stupid fucking idiot, only better since without the "retard" of connotation inherent in "fucktard" and not as lame as douchbag/douche, etc.

"How about those fuckjacks (n.) who try to force their entire torso into the subway doors before they close?"

Also, as a verb:

"to describe the action of jacking the subway door open and screwing everybody else. "I totally fuckjacked my way onto the train this morning, and then some dude in a cape took a boot to my sternum."

fuckjack

a word used to denote the use of alcohol when trying to get laid. a conventional jack raises cars so that tires can be changed. a fuckjack (a drink) assists in the spreading of a girls thighs.

i can't score with this chick, so i may have to incorperate the use of a few fuckjacks to loosen her up.

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fuckjack

A word to define someone for whom the word "jackfuck" does not do his/her true description justice

"Neil, you...you...fuckjack."

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Fuckjack

Psychopathic drunktard predator of women. Often gets DWI's at 7:30 in the morning.

Man, did you see that Fuckjack got his 5th DWI?!