Fuckletoes

Someone who is clumsy or inept, perhaps in a somewhat endearing yet mildly insulting way. It might describe someone who frequently trips over their own feet or tends to stumble in awkward situations. The word playfully combines "fuck" (as in something going wrong or being awkward) with "toes," implying clumsiness or awkwardness related to feet.

The fuckletoes met its match and he's a numpty!

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Fuckletoes

A word made up by the writers of Last Week Tonight on a list of British Slang, only one of which was fake, "and it's not the one you think"

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