fuckparcel

1.) retard, dumbass, moron
someone lacking the mental capacity to write their own name without spelling it out loud

2.) A large package of "fuck" or collection of "fuck"

Greg: Sheat, why did I park in those handicapped spots?

Cop: Nice park job, Fuckparcel. You scored yourself a ticket. Bow.

fuckparcel

fuckparcel describes a sexual position where the receiving partner in intercourse is folded into a small package-like formation while being penetrated, usually on their back with knees folded close to the ears.

I folded him up into a fuckparcel.