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the shorter way for saying fucking retarted or fucked up and retarted
describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person
shorter version:
fucktard
"they are fucktarted"
"ahh this shit is fucktarted"
"your a fucktard sometimes"
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Coined by a wise man, fucktarted is express when the pharses: "What the fuck?" and "Are you retarded?" are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. It was once said that Shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays "The woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!" through one of his characters Ma-ther fakaer of Yoreanis. Others said it was Einstein when he disagreed with is Math teacher in 2 second grade. In any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not pass GO in any way...shape or form.
Taken from the play "TWTWYIYESOFDB":
Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"
(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)
Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?
(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)
Modern day use:
Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!
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In middle school, since this kid John forgot my first name, he called me by my middle name. John was a fucktart.
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A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to have themselves FUCKED.
I was just in a meeting with Tibirius... he's a real FUCKTART!
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Someone you hate but still want to have sex with.
George: I wish my ex girlfriend wasn’t such a fucktart, then it would be easier to either move on or get back together with her.
A fucktart discribes a worthless individual who, for some reason, you find yourself going back to time and time again. Someone who should be removed from the planet for the sake of all decent human beings. Someone who is a fucking idiot yet you enjoy sleeping with them.
aka fucktart
"Jesus, Matt you're a fucktart. Lets go back to your place."
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A tart, usually of the sweet variety, or a other dessert which has been so poorly made it cannot be eaten
Wow! What did you do to this apple pie? I can’t even cut it with a knife! It’s a complete fucktart