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(n) A contraction of "foot" and "muffin." The bulbous flesh overflow created when a morbidly obese person shoves his/her foot into a shoe that he/she has no business wearing. Occurs most frequently when a 200+ lb. woman collides with pumps, mary janes, slides or strappy sandals. The fuffin almost always appears in conjunction with, or as an extension of, the cankle.
Despite the horrified look on the salesgirl's face, Eunice purchased the puce Kate Spade espadrilles, threw her isotoner slippers in the garbage and promptly took herself out for a milkshake to celebrate, her fuffins testing the tensile strength of the leather as she walked.
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Fuffin
(n) A contraction of "foot" and "muffin." The bulbous flesh overflow created when a morbidly obese person shoves his/her foot into a shoe that he/she has no business wearing. Occurs most frequently when a 200+ lb. woman collides with pumps, mary janes, slides or strappy sandals. The fuffin almost always appears in conjunction with, or as an extension of, the cankle.
Despite the horrified look on the salesgirl's face, Eunice purchased the puce Kate Spade espadrilles, threw her isotoner slippers in the garbage and promptly took herself out for a milkshake to celebrate, her fuffins testing the tensile strength of the leather as she walked.
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A combination of a fupa and a muffin top . Occurs when the fupa is so large that creates a muffin top effect.
Mabel should go on a diet, her fuffin is almost touching her titties.
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When chats censor out fucking. This word replaces it perfectly.
It is also a discreet way to swear at your children.
This word was made by Badwolf_Jay and Heartisdiamond whilst trying to avoid the fucking moderator.
“What a waste of fuffin time”
“Clean your fuffin room”
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A muffin that is so delicious that it is solely described as a fuffin, rather than a fucking awesome muffin.
Shanti made some fuffins today!
I hope Shanti shares his fuffins!
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Friendly way of saying Fuck Muffin. Formed by switching the m and the f. Used often as a substitute for the yelling "shit!"
John: Hey you're gf's breaking up with you.
Jack: Muck Fuffin!