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Definition: an object, like a glove, dropped from a chairlift
Pronunciation: fərˈ-mən
Function: noun
Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW, USA; derived from Mark Fuhrman the detective on the OJ Simpson case suspected of dropping a bloody glove at the crime scene.
At the end of the ski season after the snow melted, Willy hiked under the chair looking for fuhrmans.
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A fuhrman is a human, sea mammal, and/or extraterrestrial that takes the form of a string bean. It feeds primarily on sweet potatoes and has an unnatural love of trumpet players. Approach with caution.
That girl is a total fuhrman!! Too bad I play piccolo...
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Lower Dauphin Middle School's 8th grade history teacher. A man who is entirely too loud, this denizen of Hell will rip out the soul of any who calls him by his sex name, "The Fuhrmanator." This man should be observed with caution, and held off with a stick, as he bites. He pimps in his free time, and keeps his cane underneath his desk. He reminisces about the time that teachers were allowed to paddle children. His favorite phrase is "FOF". He claims it means "Focus on Fuhrman", but we all know it is the motto of his slave ring, "Fuck or Fight". He has a tendency to clap, a habit attained from back in his old days of a slave trader. Enjoys long walks on the beach, flowers, and crushing childrens' dreams.
NOTE: Calling him "Daddy" also rouses his anger. This has been tested.
Nelson: Nigel disappeared the other day.
Norman: Looks like we lost another to the Fuhrmanator.
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A very good young actress who played the creepy girl esther in "Orphan" probably one of the most disturbing movies I have ever scene
Guy #1: Isabelle Fuhrman?
Guy#2: Yeah the gal from Orphan.
Guy #1: Holy shit that movie was scary as hell!
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Very talented young actress who starred in Orphan. She also played Clove in The Hunger Games. She tends to die in her movies.
Someone try and beat me at the imdb quiz on her. Im like the top 4
Person 1: You know Isabelle Fuhrman?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She's the girl from Orphan!
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A Tyler Fuhrman doesn't give two shits about anything. They'll kick someone's ass if they mess with their loved ones. A Tyler Fuhrman does the most random shit ever and all the girls love him.
Man did you see that Tyler Fuhrman beat the shit out of those 5 guys?
Man those Tyler Fuhrmans' get all the trim!
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