Fukthatistan

A mythic land rumored to be somewhere north of bumfuk Egypt. Fukthatistan is often used to express a reluctance to perform a certain task.

1. Mary: Steve will you run down to the store and buy me some tampons?

Steve: Sure Mary, just as soon as I get back from my trip to Fukthatistan.

2. Steve: Mary would it be okay if I put it in your butt tonight?

Mary: Sure steve, let me just make reservations for a room in Fukthatistan tonight.

See also - Bumfuk Egypt