Fulltime-Cruiser

A person without a job that has nothing better to do than to drive around all day at cruising speed. In some cases the driver actually owns the car but in most cases the driver is just pretending they do or it is a rental.

John: When I look out the window at work, I always see the same man driving around ALL day! Like doesn't he have anything better to do with his time?

Bob: He doesn't own that car and doesn't even have a job, hes nothing more than a Fulltime-Cruiser...