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futer

to tweak, fiddle or mess around with

"i futered with the radio and found a fucked up station"

"stop it ye futurin' bastard"

by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008

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Futer

The most popular meme in the Flood. Honestly, everyone loves it. It's better than Porch Day.

OP says:"Should I get a porch in the futer?"

Everyone else:"GTFO"

by Big Baph June 30, 2011

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Futer

A poorly spelled word for "Future". Used to make the original poster in a forum sound stupid.

yea like that will happen in the futer.

by victoryian June 29, 2011

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Futer

A Futer is someone who plays Ultimate Team on fifa 12.
They are generally addicted to the game and have a great team.

Twan : I won like 10 matches in a row last night playing head to head online. How'd you go?
Bade : Well im a Futer so I didn't play any head to head but I used my beast team against someone with a bad team... And I still managed to lose.

by TwainyJaime October 30, 2011

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Futer

To toy with, jiggle or rub. Also, genital frottage.

"Any chance of an aul' futer?"
"Dekky, quit futerin' with yerself."

by Piano Dentist September 15, 2004

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Futer

Foot jam
@hine.remus

I have futer

by Nopomegranatessssss January 5, 2019


Muder futer

Another way to say mother fucker

You stupid muder futer

by B!gP3n15 September 5, 2022