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A type of music so innocuous as to round the bend and be remarkably obnoxious. Always instrumental, and most often featuring a noodly overdriven guitar lead, though saxophones, usually soprano saxophones, are also common. Frequently heard as telephone on-hold music.
"Fuzak" is a portmanteau of "fusion", short for "jazz-rock fusion", used as synecdoche for "smooth jazz", a style of music known for its blandness, and "muzak", a genericized trademark referring to "elevator music".
If I have to listen to any more tech support fuzak, I'm going to turn into a gibbering idiot.
If you can dance the polka in a polka dotted dress/mess you're in.
fuzaks is soo ridiculous and i only saw four half gui-units of them
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FUCK BITCHES,
GeT MONEY.
FUCK BEES,
GET HONEY.
On my history desk, it said
FUCK BITCHES,
GET MONEY,
except there was a K in it so it REALLY looked like
FUCK BITCHES,
GET MONKEY.
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Six mad chill guys. Official formed on Thursday January 27th, 2005.
Man i had so fun with one half gui-unit of Fuzaks after school, i wish they all could have been there.
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