when you have nothing else to say, "Fwonk" is always the perfect thing.
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The sound made when a massive penis is revealed and it makes contact with an object like a table, chair, or the side of your friends face. Can also be used as a verb.
“Chambers thought he was being real cute, until I whipped out me hog and FWONK, I knocked him into oblivion.”