gaddiel

A large gelatinous creature. It is usually found in it natural habitat which is generally indoors. It is allergic to sunlight, sweat, and hard work. It prefers to eat non-stop, and does not need water to survive. It relies on sugar for it's energy.

Boy: Hey wanna go people watching at McDonald's?
Girl: Um... sure, but I only ever see gaddiels flocking there, and I always lose my appetite.

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GADDIEL

gaddiel is a kid who's dad shaved him bald, loves to wank to natasha nice and has a fat sister. gaddiel also is so poor that he has no stairs in his house and he loves to cry aswell. i still love you gaddiel

person 1: *sleeps with gaddiel*
person 1: (gaddiel's breath stinks. oh my god. i can't breathe

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