Get Hard

The movie where it is rated general but associates with penises and butts in the movie. It shows you a clear picture of a penis about to get sucked by Will Ferrell

Kid: Can i go watch Get Hard? Its rated G
Mom: No you may not!

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getting hard

1. Male sexual excitement. Becoming sexually aroused to the point of penile erection. Growing a boner, stiffy or hard on.
2. Growing characteristically tougher. Referring to the hardening of one’s character usually brought on by great hardship.
3. Becoming difficult.

1. “Whenever Sarah gives me that look, she know's I'm getting hard”
2. “These final exams keep getting me down. I’m getting so hard I don’t give a shit anymore”
3. “It’s getting hard to tolerate your Mum’s dutch oven morning wakeups”

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getting hard

According to Zack Smith from facebook, "getting hard" is the act of coming to someone's wall and "posting shit with an attitude."

are you getting hard with me?

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im getting hard

A mans pp growing because of something that turns him on

Her: so you not gonna give me a hug?
Me in my head: im getting hard

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getting hard or hardly getting?

Pun that employs a very clever sexual innuendo.

Hey Jon, are you getting hard or hardly getting? Just kidding we know your not getting anything at all.

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Getting It Hard

To get forcefully fucked in the ass or pussy.

It felt so good getting it hard from my boyfriend.

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TDGH (too drunk to get hard)

when a male is so inebriated that his genitalia is not usable in a sexual act.

Girl: get your close off hunk.
Guy: ok
Girl: ...
Guy: what.?
Girl: omg you are TDGH (too drunk to get hard).

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