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A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!
Bob: Hey man! You didn't flush the toilet! Samwise: It's ok playa. It was a ghost shit... respek
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Stool or dump of which there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it.
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When you shit and whipe your ass and its clean. *then you look in the toilet, the shit went down the hole, thus simulating the effect that your shit never existed.
*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.
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Another name for those little styrofoam packing turds.
When Jim opened this big-ass box, all of this ghost shit came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!
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When you take a huge shit, but then 5 minutes later it still feels like you're shitting
I took a nice crap, but now I'm ghost shitting
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The feeling you get when you urgently need to take a major shit. Get to the toilet, sit down but nothing comes out. Maybe a small fart or the smallest turd crumb. Leaves you scratching your head after. Makes you think your last consumed food or beverage was a poor choice.
I got stuck in traffic and felt like I needed a shit. I rushed back to my house and run to the toilet. I sat there for a half hour but no shit came out. Fucking ghost shit!
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The act of defecating in one's toilet, and upon turning to admire, finding no shit in the toilet
"I ate so much at that taco place I thought I'd definitely find a masterpiece in my john, but I made a Ghost Shit instead" Said Michael woefully
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