globed

A practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim's room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in sex toy chest).

The ultimate goal for the victim (or their significant other/hook up) to discover the distasteful object at inopportune moments.
(additional points if it results in a total cock block).

"Bro, you totally globed me the other night when I was gettin' busy with this chick. You owe me an orgasm."

"You been GLOBED, motherfucka!"

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globe

Verbose talk which beats around the bush just like going in circles (or around the globe).

This word is used at IIMB (Indian Institute of Management Bangalore).

Dude, that lecture was full of globe

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Globee

Varition of 'globalist'. A derogatory or pejorative term for one who believes that the human race, if united under one government, would achieve many great things. Implies disapproval or contempt and is meant to be insulting, impolite, or unkind.

1) Used to reference those who hold the idealogical view that nation states should relinquish their sovereignty under a New World Order or global governance.

2) The term is often used in a derogatory fashion to denote the childlike faith or naive assumptions that an all-powerful government is good for the future of humanity.

Walter Cronkite was a big fat globee. He openly called on the U.S. to renounce its sovereignty.

The political elite invent scams like global warming and the globees just eat it up.

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globes

A pair of breasts which are size 'c' or above. They must be pert, not saggy, with a mesmorizing orb like quality.

"It's a real globe fest in here tonight"

"I'd like to go to bed with two girls so I can have a globe on each ear"..

"She's globetastic".

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globes

a woman's breasts (see also boobs,tits, hooters)

Her globes were one of the reasons he liked her(though not the only reason).

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Globing

When the chick is using both her hands in a spherical, globe-like shape, during a blowjob. Going the extra mile, involving the boner and scrotum throughout the process.

Grant was too drunk to finish last night until Holly started globing him, which led to a quick climax.

Globe

Who knows what its used for these days.

"And I spun it, and I spun it, and I spun it, AND THEN I SLAMMED MY FINGER DOWN and that's why I decided to invade Iraq."

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