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a goyle is a perverted and often smelly man, they have also been known to have a very short temper and can also perform magic.
'hey whos that weird guy over there?'
'oh thats just goyle'
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Short for gargoyle. Refers to a male who is big a doofy looking. Can have a nice body, but if so, there is no substance at all between his ears. Usually what a thot brings back to a shore house. Can be chanted by males that aren't goyles.
Female: Hey guys, this is my friend Joe.
*All Men in the House*: GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE!
Female: OMG you guys are so rude he's not a goyle!
Goyle: What?! *looking all spaced out and dumb like he is*
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Noun. Derived from the word gargoyle, it usually indicates a hideous. . . thing. One famous conversation starter used by Goyles goes something like, "Hey. Isn't it wierd when you're staring at a chick for like, five minutes, and you think she doesn't notice you, but then she turns around and asks 'What are you looking at?' Isn't that wierd?"
Goyle- *swings fist*
Kid- *flinces*
Goyle- "Haha! You processed it!"
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Mike: Hey man I'm gonna go see Alix this weekend.
Seth: Man, You better leave that GOYL alone!
Mike: WTF?
Seth: She's a Girl outta your league!
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Goyling (goy-uh-ling) - The act of perching upon a kitchen counter nude, in typical gargoyle positioning in order to frighten/traumatize another person. This is typically done with 6 to 13 people in order to effectively terrorize the victim. It is common practice to wait until nightfall for maximum goyling gratification.
Charlie: Hey, me, Kenneth, and the boys are planning on goyling Daniel’s dad tonight. Are you in?
Easton: Of course! I’ll get my goyling gear and I’ll be right there.