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The best damn chocolate company--ever. It may be expensive, but it's the finest quality of chocolate you'll ever taste. I recommend that you savor it for maximum enjoyment.
$2.00 for an espresso truffle?!?!! Oh well, it's from Godiva so it must be good.
*makes a tiny nibble*
...mmmm, this tastes just as good as when my boyfriend kisses me
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In Aramaic, the fear of children. Presently the word has evolved to be a class 5 of 5 curse word.
F word < G word.
p.s. Do not utter this word in public.
"Keep your filthy hands off my man you Godiva!!"
"Godiva!! There's a spider on your face!"
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Pouring molten chocolate on your tinder date's toes and then fucking the shit out of those lil piggies.
Gerrid visited his tinder hook up Hazzy and proceeded to Godiva the living shit out of her feet he then produced some white chocolate of his own.
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Someone who has a great personality is loyal has a perfect figure big bum and is emotional but strong.
"Damn she fine as hell"
"She is a Godiva for sure"
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A boney witchy loves kinks and magic spells. Descended from GOdiva la Bella the first married to King bishop beast the 4th, started a choclate company named Godiva has been prospering since. Bishop diva familly 1770-2020
“Yo that’s fatrons mom?”
“Yea, that’s Godiva la Bella. She hexed me before.”
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Lady Godiva, was an 11th-century Anglo-Saxon noblewoman. She is also, according to legend, responsible for the slang term, "Peeping Tom".
According to legend, Lady Godiva took pity on the people of Coventry, who were suffering under her husband's oppressive taxation. Lady Godiva appealed again and again to her husband who refused to remit the taxation. At last he said he would grant her request if she would strip naked and ride on a horse through the streets of the town. Lady Godiva took him at his word and, after issuing a proclamation that all persons should stay indoors and shut their windows, she rode through the town, clothed only in her long hair. Just one person in the town, a tailor known as Tom, disobeyed her proclamation. Tom bores a hole in his shutters so that he might see Lady Godiva pass, and is struck blind.In the end, Lady Godiva's husband keeps his word and abolishes the taxes.
Lady Godiva was foolish to ride through Coventry naked; however, it made for an interesting story.
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An ugly old pig who hates men
A jealous hag
Ugh that godiva narc if I have to hear her whining about her sugar daddy one more time I am going to puke
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