gaborik

To get a major groin injury.... This stems from the fact that Marian Gaborik (of the Minnesota Wild) has NEVER played a full season because of that problem, which is such a shame cuz he could have helped the team become more consistent in making the playoffs and push toward winning the Stanley Cup if those issues didn't get in the way.

Hockey player 1: "Shit, I think somebody pulled a Gaborik on me?"
Hockey player 2: "How?"
Hockey player 1: "The fucker clutched his stick on my nuts! The fucking bastard!"
Hockey player 2: "Okay! I'm gonna smash that motherfucker too!"

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Marian Gaborik

A hockey GOD, Gaborik currently plays for the Minnesota Wild of the National Hockey League. He is known to score goals at will, no matter who is defending him. A definate crowd pleaser, Gaborik can change the entire flow of the game in under a second with his mighty goalie deke or his uncanny ability to recover the puck as soon as it is poke checked away from him.

An avid Sublime fan, Marian Gaborik's favorite song is "Wrong Way" and contrary to popular belief he also practices Santeria.

Marian Gaborik was GABORIFIC last night, scoring 3 goals in only 25 minutes of ice team. He was awarded with alone time with an older woman who shall not be named at this time.

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