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AKA Gadrock: A small town located in Northeast Alabama. Gadsden is the home of the Annual Duck Race, First Fridays, Hinds Road, Slayground, Jeep Hill, Big John, The Brow, and numerous other places used as playgrounds for teenage debauchery.
guy#1: What's going on?
guy#2: Nothing, it's Gadsden.
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This guy is either very old fashioned, or 80 years old. Either way, its a cool ass name. This guy almost CERTAINLY owns at least one Gadsden flag as it essentially runs through his veins. He will have it on his car, his bedroom, his flag pole, and on his clothes.
Gadsden in the distance: *USA, USA, USA...*
Person 1: Hey, do you hear something?
Person 2: No...
Gadsden: *rams pickup truck through wall*
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When a guy inserts his penis into a vagina and pisses. While the female simultaneously urinates. Hence, causing a massive vaginal geiser of urine.
Man, can you believe that Sarah let my brother Allen give her a Gadsden Geiser. It was so messy, his bed looked like a swimming pool.
A really cool flag depicting a coiled rattlesnake ready to attack. Written below it are the legendary words: "don't tread on me". It was designed by Christopher Gadsden, a leader in the American revolution. It's a symbol of liberty and resistance against tyranny.
Man, government is taking our rights.! Lets hoist the Gadsden Flag and defend our liberty!
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The single greatest and most significant event ever to take place in American History. Covered extensively in APUSH, it was the purchase of what is now Southwestern New Mexico and Southern Arizona from Mexico. It was officially ratified in 1854. The treaty was negotiated by James Gadsden, who wanted to build a transcontinental railroad through the area. This railroad was never actually built, but the territory acquired through the Gadsden Purchase remains undoubtedly one of the most critical additions to the United States.
"You've got to be able to laugh at the Gadsden Purchase, it's what life's all about!"
"Who's your favorite president?"
"Franklin Pierce, obviously, because he ratified the Gadsden Purchase."
"It's June 8th, why are you having a party?"
"To celebrate the final approval and ratification of the Gadsden Purchase, of course!"
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The Church of Gadsden was formed in the wake of government overreach in North America.
Being a member of the Church of Gadsden permits you to be exempt from tyrannical government policies due to “Religious Reasons”.
The church of Gadsden may form assembly anywhere it pleases, at any time it pleases.
Members may refer to each other as “Brother or Sister”.
The tail will rattle when provoked 🐍
“Greetings Brother James, I am so thankful to be a member of the Church Of Gadsden. I was exempted from the vaccine mandates at work for religious reasons”
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Once a symbol of defiance to tyranny, now the official emblem of a tribe of whiney pseudo rednecks driving $150,000 dollar pickups to there 3 day weekends while complaining about the government coming to take their "stuff".
Me: ahh...i see you have q gadsden flag sticker on your yeti cooler.
Guy named Mason: so?
Me: So you must be a whiney little spoiled bitch!
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