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Things that get in the way of the game assassin victory lane, e.g. dust, chip-dip, greasy sticky slimy gamer residue. It's a fact that dirty gear doesn't perform as well as clean gear, and may even crash and burn!
"Truth be told, I'd love to fuck your ass, but I've got gamer gunk I need to clean." - Ben M
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The slimey, gooey substance that forms on gaming chairs from the sweat, grease, saliva and gfuel from excessive sitting.
Woah, i sure produced alot of Gamer Gunk today on my Gamer chair, ill cleanse it tommorow!
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The hard shell of sweat and filth that forms around your balls after multiple 8+ hour gaming sessions where you don't shower for multiple days at a time.
"Bro my Gamer Gunk has gotten worse and worse, any idea on how to get rid of it?"
"Have you tried taking a shower you unwashed swamp creature?"
"Making fun of me won't help."
"I don't really give a fuck"
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Gamer Gunk is an accumulation of dead skin cells and hand sweat that form on any given controller while gaming for long periods of time. It is a waxy substance that some pro gamers believe actually helps them play better by providing a bit of "grit."
"Mang0 lost the tournament after washing his controller, he didn't have any gamer gunk."
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The cum that fills one laptop or computer screen. Mainly from watching Porn or Hentai. Is really acidic, and can burn diamond... careful and don't touch it...
My laptop was filled with Gamer Gunk...
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The feces that builds up on a sweaty neck beards butt, that proceeds to itch after a while.
Dude i couldn't sleep last night i have some Gamer Gunk down there
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Feces in someone (Usually a gamers) asscrack
"Bro, Rick got Gamer Gunk and he makes his discord kitten lap it up every night!"
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