gammonflake

Meat faced Brexit supporter who firmly believes your pussy ass liberal remainer feelings can go and get fucked but that his own upright, moral and proper feelings and those of his fellow gammons are afforded special protection by virtue of good old Christian decency, them being such great Christians and everything.

Nigel Farage, the big gammonflake, has been whining hard for his great gammonflake mate Donald Trump ever since Sadiq Khan said it's OK to float a Trumpbaby blimp everywhere he goes on his visit to London.

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gammonflake

Intolerant person with hard-line, right wing, sometimes facist beliefs. They are called as such as their face goes gammon or red in colour on becoming angry or upset, when someone dares to challenge their reactionary views or holds a view that contradicts their own. Derived from "snowflake", due to becoming as quickly or easily upset as a snowflake. However, gammonflakes, unlike a snowflake (who tend to be liberal or left wing), tend to become confrontational and aggressive rather than hide away. Gammonflake tendencies tend to be enhanced by the consumption of beer, whiskey or other similar alcoholic beverage. They are the antithesis of a snowflake.

Brian went "gammonflake", shouting with anger and going red in the face when the "Black Lives Matter" lesbian couple in his local bar said they understood why the slave owner's statue was pulled down and dumped in the water. "They're destroying our culture when they pull these statues down, he's a hero, patron and philanthropist of our city" ranted Brian as he slammed his fists on the table and split everyone's beer.