Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

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Gandalf's beard

n. see wizard's beard

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Gandalfs beard

When a gentleman ejaculates on a females throat. no higher then her jawline tho. cause the effect of a long stringy white beard.

you can call me bilbo cause i gave that fuckin ho gandalfs beard last night.

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