The clever language invention that attempts to hide one's literacy and formal education by deceiving the reader into thinking you are 4 years old and mentally retarded. Prolonged exposure to ganglish has been shown to lead one to believe that shooting someone in the face is an admirable goal and will lead to a rich productive life filled with societal respect, endless money, sex and getting high in a large mansion until the end of days. Recent studies prove statistically that it instead leads to getting probed in the seat with a toothpaste tube in prison by an equally adept expert in ganglish...
cHEK dis KRAi-Z GANGLISH yO! i sHO b bANGen N rEPPn' tHuggg wit bote pLAYAz n sTooP hAID pEEEpz ahh dIS diZay!
When someone is speaking in a Hood/Ghetto way to the point where you can't understand them
Person 1: Yo, Gang, Let's bounce, y'know what I mean?
Person 2: Ho is you speaking Nigganese/Ganglish?!
Basically when bitches think they hard for being afraid of the letter "C" . Or spell in ways that are almost impossible to read.
8ball: yoo kuhh i hea u talm bou me foo?? was dat abt
penguin: wha i tell u bou ts? dtb blud ' .
carrot: Ion speak ganglish stfu.
Ganglish is a form of slang created by "gangsters" that are too idiotic to speak like a normal human being.
totally real gangster: ian een gon hol u twin dem girls b bugn fureel fureel
normally person: what the hell are you on about? you are from a gated community in wisconsin there's no reason you should be speaking ganglish
language only spoken by wanna be real thugs who are from the bronx
Person 1: “Yo wsp we cn runitup onbb u tripn 2 hrd 😂”
Person 2: Wow that’s some real ganglish!