Gannon

he is the most amazing guy. he is loving and caring. everyone wants to be his friend or more ;) because he’s amazing. he’s so modest and hot as hell. he could get any girl he wants, but doesn’t because he isn’t a fuck boy and waits for the right person. he is so full of love and conpassion. and is amazing. everyone deserves a gannon, but sadly there isn’t enough of them for everyone.

Do you know Gannon?

No, I wish I did!!

I know right!! He’s amazing!!

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Gannon

Displaying the face of your hand in front of you in a wide-set confident manner, alluding to the five-finger-blessing of THE Rich Gannon.

Did you see the Gannon on that guy?

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Gannon

Usually a eGirl Slayer.

Dude, did you see Gannon slay that eGirl?

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[Gannon]

Unusually amazing individual who could be a lady killer if he knew where to find kick-ass ladyz.

Wow, look at that guy hitting on Gwyneth Paltrow! He's such a Gannon!

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Gannoning

"Pegging" by either female, transgender, or self induced while providing a reach around or reaching back around.

He's getting a good gannoning.

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Gannon

pirate ninjas that enjoy the following:

-speaking spanglish (the word 'tortuga' may be thrown around often)
-sarcasm
-being completely BA
-dominating
-being witty and hilarious

A Gannon is also:
incredibly attractive
extremely intelligent
witty
studly
Irish
legendary
the envy of all others

-"Did you see that amazing person?"
-"Yeah...They must be a Gannon"

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Gannonized

1)To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.
2)When cyberspace reporters scoop mainstream media.

SusanG initiated in the kossospherean investigation of the public record of a White House-credentialed reporter and found that "Jeff Gannon" was "James D. Guckert", a treasonous fake reporter who helped expose an undercover CIA agent while getting White House press credentials with a fake name to lob softballs at Bush and McClellan, registered website names dealing with gay prostitution while writing stories advancing the Right's anti-gay agenda, and when he cowardly quit, purged all his stories from the sites in which they lived.

He claimed to be a reporter, but was quickly gannonized and found to be a fraud.
Wolf Blitzer was left stammering becaused he had been gannonized.

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