Garathon

The sneakiest little raccoon. He is a man who takes many forms. He is the ladies man, but can not be a man. A very sneaky guy. He is a mystery. No one knows who he is, but he remains his form as something, yet nothing.

Person 1: Garathon texted me last night.
Person 2: Oh no what did he say
Person 1: He says "x"
Person 2: Oh hes good...