Garbone

A dried up semen dingleberry that is usually trapped within the pubic hedge. Sometimes very difficult to remove. Can also be located in the hair or facial bristle.

"Look at the size of that Garbone"

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garbonics

Free-form rhythm based music from beats played on ordinary, non-instrumental objects, such as garbage cans.

The popular show Stomp is an example of garbonics.

garbon

A sickly, old teacher who hits on students; usually female. Said teacher usually has a darkened wordMolester Moustache/word, and sports numerous moles.

In order to pass the course, my Egyptian History garbon asked me to tape myself giving her a wordscarab/word.

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Garbon

A sex toy gay hobos stick up each others urethras.

Dirty Mike: Yo bill, did you bring the Garbon?
Bill: Yeah mike, wanna see? ;)
Dirty Mike: How'd you get the Garbon so far down?!
Bill: I was thinking of you when I put it in.
Dirty Mike: (reaches orgasm)

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Garboned

To be lazy

"Dude lets hit the gym"
"nah man, im too fucking Garboned right now