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Gard is the name of the cool, the awesome, the elite. It comes from the old norrøn word Guard (same as in English) and means defence.
I'd totally Gard that.
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A gard is the same thing as a cigarette. Usually used to talk about smoking and cigarettes when your parents, who aren't aware that you're a smoker, are around.
"Yo, wanna go smoke a gard?"
"Yeah! You know me, I'd never say no to a smoke, lmao!"
Or, if parents are present:
"Gard?"
"Yup."
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The norwegian term "Gard", is another form of the word "Andreas", which means "Man with a small penis".
Omg, honey, look at our kids tools, I'm afraid it might be a Gard...
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Egocentric, childish, no feelings for others, awefull sense of "humor" and stupid. A friend who suddenly explodes on you for no reason and isn't your friend anymore. Super annoying. There u have Gard
Gard is stupid
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Egocentric, childish, no feelings for others, awefull sense of "humor" and stupid. Very annoying. Your friend until he out of nowhere explodes and hates you for no specific reason. There u have Gard
Gard is stupid
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The sexiest man to ever grace us with his presence...hes so hot right now
That James kid is quite the Gards!
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A Gard is a unit of measuring, commonly mistaken for the name of a person. A Gard is measured at the same weight of 35kg or about 80 pounds. This tool of measurement is useful for larger objects or weight lifting.
The measurement derives from a small norwegian person with the same name.
"Yo, how much can you bench?"
"About a Gard or two"